(via allons-ytobakerstreet)
Source: expelliarmus
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via moriarty-assbutt)
(via hermionejg)
Source: fourpennies
wow wow wow wow wow i really hate all of this and all of you and i just want to leave and holy shit i really actually cannot do this anymore
Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’
- Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
- Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
- Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
- Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
(via andillwriteyouatragedy)
Source: crystalground
Musée Gustave Moreau, Paris (by ►bEbOpix)
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